Throw in your dollar
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The Rules (yes, you should read these)
It costs $1. That's it. One dollar. You can give more if you want, but the minimum is $1.
No refunds. Seriously. It's a dollar. You'll survive. Once it's sent, it's sent. Think of it as buying a front-row seat to an internet experiment.
You get nothing in return. No product, no service, no NFT, no membership, no thank-you card. Just the satisfaction of being part of something absurd.
The goal is $1,000,000. One million dollars, collected one dollar at a time. That's one million people. Or fewer generous ones. Math is flexible.
This is completely transparent. The progress bar is real. Every dollar counts. You can watch it climb in real time.
By paying, you agree to all of this. No chargebacks, no complaints, no "but I thought..." — you read the rules (right?). This is a voluntary contribution to a guy's dream of making a million bucks the dumbest way possible.
FAQ
- Wait, is this real?
- Yep. Real website, real payments, real progress bar. The only thing fake is the pretense that this is a good idea.
- Where does the money go?
- Straight to some guy named Andy. This isn't a charity, a nonprofit, or a GoFundMe with a sob story. It's one person seeing if the internet will collectively hand them a million dollars, one dollar at a time. Full transparency on how much comes in (that's the progress bar), zero promises on how it goes out.
- Can I pay more than $1?
- Absolutely. Overachievers welcome. The buttons go up to $10 but the custom field has no upper limit. Go nuts.
- What happens when you hit $1,000,000?
- Probably cry. Then figure out the tax situation. Maybe throw a party. You're all invited (not really, but spiritually).